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Ratinho enfrenta Alborghetti

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Por Cristiano Oliveira | 02/08/2012

TEXTO[editar]

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FICHA TÉCNICA[editar]

MOTOR CARAI
  • Motor: MOTOR CARAI
  • Cilindrada: Ficha cilindrada
  • Diâmetro x curso: diametro
  • Taxa de compressão: taxa
  • Potência: Potência:potência
  • Potência específica: potência é tudo
  • Torque: torque ai mano
  • Câmbio: pega no meu
  • Carroceria: de metal
  • Dimenssões: grande
  • Peso: pesado
  • Peso/potência: pesado potente
  • Peso/torque: pesado torquido
  • Porta-malas/caçamba: {portamalas}
  • Tanque: panzer
  • Suspensão dianteira: louca
  • Suspensão traseira: louca
  • Freios: {freios}
  • Direção: dirigida
  • Pneus: de borracha
  • Equipamentos: armadura, espada, botas, etc
  • Consumo urbano: muito alcool
  • Consumo rodoviário: muito energético
  • 0 a 100 km/h: 100
  • 0 a 1000 m: 1000
  • Retomada 40 a 80 em 3ª (ou D): não sei
  • Retomada 60 a 100 em 4ª (ou D): é isso?
  • Retomada 80 a 120 em 5ª (ou D): sei lá
  • Velocidade máxima: 2000 milhas por hora
  • Frenagem: frenosos
  • Ruído interno 1ª rpm máx: sei lá
  • Ruído interno 80 / 120 km/h: sparta!!!!