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Bug foi desenvolvido pelo setor de R&D da Microsoft, e por isso ele pode conter:
Slowdowns, Travamentos, incompatibilidade com qualquer browser
exceto uma edição obscura do Internet Explorer, consumo excessivo de RAM,
Spam, Tela Azul da Morte, que fecha a pagina de qualquer jeito e partes "emprestadas" do OS/2,
Linux e Mac OS. Para ajuda, acesse o Centro de Ajuda e Suporte da Microsoft.


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Cquote1.pngVocê quis dizer: BoogieCquote2.png
Google sobre Bug
Cquote1.pngVocê quis dizer: MissingnoCquote2.png
Google sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Ocorreu uma exceção em v xD Cquote2.png
Ruindows sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Esse programa executou uma operação ilegal e deverá ser fechado Cquote2.png
Ruindows sobre Bug
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Emo sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Putaqueopariu!!!!!!!!!!! Cquote2.png
Você sobre perder sua monografia sobre golfinhos from hell chupadores de caqui
Cquote1.png Olha a boca filho!! Cquote2.png
Sua Mãe sobre frase acima
Cquote1.png Mas foi essa Merda de Bug! Cquote2.png
Você sobre justificativa para sua Mãe
Cquote1.png Essa porra de Bug é uma merda mesmo, eu tava jogando paciência quando o filho da puta deu Bug e fechou o caralho do jogo que eu estava fazendo uma pontuação alta pra caralho! Cquote2.png
Sua Mãe sobre Bug no jogo de paciência
Cquote1.png Eu não uso sistema operacional, não tenho esses problemas! Cquote2.png
Chuck Norris sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Como Edward Scizor Hands toca umazinha? Cquote2.png
Alguém sobre ...
Cquote1.png Acredite, ele já tentou Cquote2.png
Edward Scizor Hands's dick sobre ...
Cquote1.png Este erro de sistema vai causar altas confusões, num clima de total azaração, e quando essa turminha resolver olhar para a tela do fantástico computador, o Windows já terá se autodestruído e causado problemas que até Deus duvida Cquote2.png
Narrador da Sessão da Tarde sobre Bug
Cquote1.png You don't have any data in your memory card Cquote2.png
Playstation sobre Final Fantasy X
Cquote1.png CARALHOOOO! NÃO!!!! NA ÚLTIMA FASE NÃO! Cquote2.png
Você sobre frase acima
Cquote1.png Technologic, technologic! Cquote2.png
Daft Punk sobre Bug
Cquote1.png O Orkut não dá bug Cquote2.png
Caozeiro mor sobre Orkut

Exceções raríssimas Acontecimentos normais quando se trata de Microsoft Orkut.

Cquote1.png Você traiu o movimento 3.11, véio! Cquote2.png
Dado Dolabella sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Foi o cão quem butô pra nóis bebê! Cquote2.png
Jeremias sobre beber com o programador
Cquote1.png Isso já faz parte do cotidiano das pessoas digitalizadas Cquote2.png
Nerd sobre Bug
Cquote1.png Já soquei, chutei e sacudi... Mas o refrigerante não desceu!! Cquote2.png
Você sobre Bug na máquina de refrigerantes
Cquote1.png A culpa não é minha Cquote2.png
Programador burro sobre bug
Cquote1.png Você está demitido! Cquote2.png
Moderador Malvado sobre Programador Burro
Cquote1.png Você está demitido! Cquote2.png
Roberto Justus sobre Moderador Malvado
Cquote1.png Você está demitido! Cquote2.png
Donald Trump sobre Roberto Justus
Cquote1.png Você está demitido! Cquote2.png
Deus sobre Donald Trump
Cquote1.png Você está demitido! Cquote2.png
Chuck Norris sobre Deus
Cquote1.png Você está... Cquote2.png
Alguém que não conseguiu completar a frase sobre Roundhouse kick
Cquote1.png Eu ia lhe chamar enquanto corria a barca... Cquote2.png
Morais Moreira sobre Bug

[editar] Origem

Bom, há 465413542187123161681684 milhões de anos atrás, aconteceu o Big Bang Roundhouse kick, que matou tudo que não existia (?), e gerou tudo que existe (Oo).

Sim, é realmente complicado de entender, mas enfim, O fenômeno do Roundhouse kick foi a explosão mor que gerou o universo... tá, mas ai você se pergunta, "cade o bug?". Calma, já chego lá. Após alguns trilhões de anos, as estrelas, os planetas e a vida começaram a surgir. É claro que a vida ainda era microscópica e então... ai está o primeiro bug! o seres unicelulares n00bs, foram criando bugs internos e com isso regrediram evoluíram para a merda que somos hoje. Mas tem gente que não acredita nessas coisas. A Associação Cristã de Moços e seus seguidores, acreditam que Deus Dercy Gonçalves criou Adão e Eva e etc. A partir dessa versão, a origem do Bug é quando Deus Dercy dá livre arbítrio para Deus, que dá livre arbítrio para os humanos, que usam-o para fazer merda! Inclusive esta página, que convenhamos, é uma merda, enfim. Para a Associação Cristã de Moços o bug é o livre arbítrio dado aos homens (e as mulheres também). Ainda temos a visão dos nerds, que é basicamente isso:

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Não, não tem nada ai em cima. (tem sim)

Sim, você é um nerd, que ficou procurando se tinha alguma coisa. procure algo malicioso


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Não, isso não foi um bug, foi meu gato que deitou no teclado!

[editar] Que isso?

Bug trata-se de um erro que algum programador burro cometeu durante a programação programática de programa programista programatório do sistema sistemista sistemático de... enfim, é quando esse imbecil faz merda!

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