Ingrês

Origem: Desciclopédia, a enciclopédia livre de conteúdo.

Ingrês
Ingrês	"Engrish"
Falado em:	Brazil, Miami
Total de falantes:	51 milhões
Classificação genética:	Latim Anglo-Saxão Inglês Antigo Inglês Ingrês (após ter um caso com o português e o japonês)
SIL:	IN

Too little too late é igual a: Dois litros de leite
Imbecil sobre tradução da música da Jojo
COOL é LEGAL!
Professor de inglês tarado sobre tradução de COOL
Repete, fesô.
Você sobre a fala do professor tarado
Engrish? De novo?!
Falante de ingrês sobre CCAA
Fãqui iul mader fãquim chíti! Iul révi tu ispíqui it raiti! Diãst laiqui ai'mi duingui!
Imbecil sobre tradução da música da Jojo

Ingrêis or Engrish is the version in English of the idiom faladed per brazilians and japaneses, his origin commence in school quand the people no sab fallar, but fallam how this same. It is one pouk difficult of understand, but quand the person acostumate ficka easy. Algums people of the desciclopédia can train your articles in Engrish escriving in the Uncyclopedia, the desciclopédia in English of States Uniteds of the America.

No esqueeze that the R in Engrish is pronuncied igual ao R of the interior of São Paulo. (Obs: The soultack of Rio de Janeiro can only speak Frenche, pour this cariocas no speak very well)

The curse basic of Engrish consists in tree levels:

• Easiy
• Médium
• Harde

The level easy is the more easy of all. You can falate phrases simples for exemplo "Good day", "Good afternon" and "Good nigth". And pod relationate coma people pergunting "What your name is?" or "That hour is?". For the end, you pod fallar par your frends key you no die of fome in one country key speak Engrish.

The level medium is for people key no are retarded mental and ker fick best in your Engrish, aprehending the verbs in past and future for best comuniquêishon with others persons. Phrases comma: "He comed biscuit" or "You haved one cancer" are used por persons nesse level.

The level harde is for the more intelligente people that is in one country that fale Engrish how Ingland, US and A, Canada, Australia and Argentina. In this level you aprehend a conmmunicate much best com persons that speak Engrish, how George Bush with very exit.

In Engrish not have false cognate, which is a very ruim thing of outhers lenguagens, for exemple:

• lunch is lanche
• push is puxar
• pull is pular
• legend is legenda
• assist is assistir
• balcony is balcão
• college is colégio
• factory is fator
• tax is taxi
• cab is cabo
• mayor is maior
• lybrary is livraria
• aprehend is aprender
• botton is butão
• coo is ânus (coloquial)
• page is pajé
• ipod is aí pode
• can't is quente
• cute is corte
• barbecue is barba e coo (or barbie girl, daypend of the sex of you)
• fabric is fábrica
• traffic is tráfico
• road is roda
• lay is lei
• gross is grosso
• paint is pente
• fart is farto
• fat is feto
• mood is mudar
• arm is arma
• shake is sheike(the king of the asiatic people)

Speaking Ingrês is a lenguage which require much practice of its speakers. Mesmo some people think it is very easy for persons to speakar, it is not easy coma apparent. De fact, persons need to study in school public the life entire para no the end alcansate one elevated stage of conversation.

E non eskcer, All your base are belong to us or Aul iór beise ári bilongui two us.

Tabela de conteúdo 1 Soultack 2 Pronunciation 3 Some exemples of important frases 4 Exemple of engrish music 5 Speakers conhecidables of Ingrês 6 Look too 7 Externs links

[editar] Soultack

A lot Brazilers speak Macarronic Ingrish (as known como spaghetti Ingrish) (or seria Pasta Ingrish?), because the soultack american is very harde of be speaked. Quand the peoples speak in the Brazil, normalmently the people speak coma the respective brazilian regiounal soultack. In Ingland, the soultack is very difficult two, because algums worlds are confuseing.

[editar] Pronunciation

Now we go mostrate per you the pronunciation of the worlds of Engrish Linguate. Let's goal!

• Youtube - Iutuibi, or Uitubui, or Tubitui, etc. (the possibilitys son infinites)
• Neighborhood - Noboderogode (or Neibor rudhi)
• Whatsoever - Volkswagen
• Nevertheless - Névereseteres
• Unfortunately - Infortunêitelí
• Messenger (MSN) - Massagem
• School - Iscúl
• Everything - Éveritingui
• Frighten - Frítas
• Trouble - Trabaliu (with an acentu circleflexu on the segund "a")
• Easygoing - Isogoingú
• Walktrough - uakupurutru
• Interesting - Intestino (sêija careful: Delgated or Large Intestino)
• Between - Botina
• Retribution - Retry Button (Holy button dos Videogames)
• Innocent - No-Acentu
• Wednesday - Ê nenê day
• Nowadays - Náuadêis
• Homerun - Rosbife
• Careful - Carrefour

[editar] Some exemples of important frases

• Funk You - Much usaded in discutions, is a gieria term, or be, a big word.
• I don't speak Engrish - When you don't sabe to speakar Engrish you diz this.
• The books is on the table - To fingir that you speaka Engrish.
• I like bread - To push assunts
• I am of Brazil - To say where you are of

[editar] Exemple of engrish music

Mooney, que é good e nóis num have Se nóis hevesse nóis num tava aqui workando O nosso work é pleyá

[editar] Speakers conhecidables of Ingrês

• Loola
• Daniela Cicarelli
• Luciana Gimenez
• Joe Soares
• Detonator
• Luxemburgo
• Squid
• Carla Perez
• Mr. Creysson
• Borat
• Killer Castor Beans
• Engrish Radialist Mester
• Cats

[editar] Look too

• Língua inglesa
• Engrish

[editar] Externs links

• Engrish Idol
• Engrish class cantaded
• English as She Is Spoke
• Elektro-pâncrea kriminal page (official Engrish site)