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Bom, há 465413542187123161681684 milhões de anos atrás, aconteceu o Big Bang Roundhouse kick, que matou tudo que não existia (?), e gerou tudo que existe (Oo). Sim, é realmente complicado de entender, mas enfim, O fenômeno do Roundhouse kick foi a explosão mor que gerou o universo... tá, mas ai você se pergunta, "cade o bug?". Calma, já chego lá.

Após alguns trilhões de anos, as estrelas, os planetas e a vida começaram a surgir. É claro que a vida ainda era microscópica e então... ai está o primeiro bug! o seres unicelulares n00bs, foram criando bugs internos e com isso regrediram evoluíram para a merda que somos hoje. Mas tem gente que não acredita nessas coisas. A Associação Cristã de Moços e seus seguidores, acreditam que Deus Dercy Gonçalves criou Adão e Eva e etc. A partir dessa versão, a origem do Bug é quando Deus Dercy dá livre arbítrio para Deus, que dá livre arbítrio para os humanos, que usam-o para fazer merda! Inclusive esta página, que convenhamos, é uma merda, enfim. Para a Associação Cristã de Moços o bug é o livre arbítrio dado aos homens (e as mulheres também). Ainda temos a visão dos nerds, que é basicamente isso:

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Não, não tem nada ai em cima. (tem sim)

Sim, você é um nerd, que ficou procurando se tinha alguma coisa. procure algo malicioso

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Não, isso não foi um bug, foi meu gato que deitou no teclado!

Bug trata-se de um erro que algum programador burro cometeu durante a programação programática de programa programista programatório do sistema sistemista sistemático de... enfim, é quando esse imbecil faz merda! Para quem não sabe Bug é uma sigla. Significa Bunda Upgrade.

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