Segunda Guerra Mundial (video game)

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Virtualgame.jpg Segunda Guerra Mundial (video game) é um jogo virtual (game).

Enquanto isso, Sagat solta um Tiger Robocop.


Prefácio da Guerra[editar]

Map :>Europe - search and destroy

adolfinator7 ataca primeiro[editar]

*adolfinator7 has entered the game*

*adolfinator7 takes over for player: WeimarRep

adolfinator7: isso. ianks e comunistas fdidus!!!!11!1!11!

*adolfinator7 captures RhInElAnD!*

*Franc3 has entered the game*

*UK has entered the game*

Franc3: puta que pariu c n pde fzr issu. olha as rgras!!

adolfinator07: c fud eu fço o que qiser, eu fço as rgras.

adolfinator07: + kero paiz. soh kro o reich unido dnovo.

*Marlboro Man is no longer idle!*

Marlboro Man: UK a gent prcisa fzr alg em r3laçaum a 4d0lf. esse kra ker guerra.

UK: Nah, guerra é fdida. alem do + ele ker paz.

Franc3: yeah toh contigu UK.


happy_fun_island_place começa a guerra na Ásia[editar]

Os soldados de happy_fun_island_place foram notados pelo trabalho na China

*happy_fun_island_place has entered the game*

*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*

*happy_fun_island_place has struck Rep_of_CHiNa, 30 damage!*

Rep_of_CHinA: oww oww oww. yo, CKS ajda tirar invzores do pays?

CKS: yeah, elz rakeam.

*REDCHINA has entered the game*

*REDCHINA has struck CKS, 18 damage!*

CKS: c pika n00b

*CKS has struck REDCHINA, 19 damage!*

REDCHINA: ow iço doi. odeu você

CKS: vmos fzr paz e ltar contra agrssor?

REDCHINA: ok toh dntru

*REDCHINA has struck happy_fun_island_place, 5 damage!*

happy_fun_island_place: LOL noob

REDCHINA: hey tudo mnd m 0de14?

*REDCHINA has struck happy_fun_island_place, 1 damage!*

Der Anschluss[editar]

*pwnedland has entered the game*

adolfinator7: lol noobz f34r my 1337 sk1llz!!011!!

pwnedland: c sux noob, c ainda é emu neh?

adolfinator7: tma issu n00b

*adolfinator7 has killed pwnedland!*

pwnedland: OW c fda sua puta

adolfinator7: ha ha tanqs são foda noobz

*adolfinator7 captures Áustria!*

O acordo de Munique[editar]

UK anuncia "paz no nosso tempo."

*ChexMix has entered the game*

adolfinator7: yo ChexMix, m dê us sudetus.

ChexMix: nunk, são meus.

adolfinator7: por que naum? tem almaes e você tah oprimindu elz.

ChexMix: c tah loko n00b

Franc3: lol, t doh cobertura ChexMix.

ChexMix: vlw man. c é brod.

adolfinator7: eu n toh brinkndu porra. m dé a porra dos sudetus!

*UK is no longer idle.*

UK: tlvz a gent fça um akrdo pra mnter a paz.

adolfinator7: blz

adolfinator7 anuncia uma nova estratégia

Franc3: WTF uk, c prece uma mulezinha.

*Sudatenland is transfered from ChexMix to adolfinator7*

ChexMix: n00bz

UK: agra temus paz no nossu tmpu :D

*adolfinator07 captures Checoslováquia!*

UK: WTF!!! sem + conkistas. atak + 1 naçaum e você vai ter guerra.

Franc3: yeah

ppl_0f_sp41n acordam[editar]

*ppl_0f_sp41n has declared utopia!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: wtf, n00b!

ppl_0f_sp41n: você 3h 57up1du, f45c15t4!

adolfinator7: vw t ajdar, fr4nk13

*adolfinator7 sends bats and gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4*

ITÁLIA: eu também

*ITÁLIA sends more bats and more gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4*

ppl_0f_sp41n: WTF! ajuda kraiu!

UK: sai fra n00b

Franc3: yeah

motherussia: vw ty ajudr

*motherussia sends ghetto bats and ghetto gats to ppl_0f_sp41n*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: puta que pariu issu é mt ghetto

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 23 damage!*

*ppl_0f_sp41n has struck fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4, 5 damage!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: lol n00b

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 20 damage!*

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has killed ppl_0f_sp41n!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: w00t! eu sw o donu da 3sp4nh4!

adolfinator7 e motherussia fazem a paz[editar]

*motherussia captures Letônia!*

*motherussia captures Estônia!*

*motherussia captures Lituânia!*

*motherussia has killed gothkid12345!*

*motherussia captures Bessarábia!*

motherussia: yo coldfish, m dé carland007

cold_fish27: c fda puta!

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 4 damage!*

cold_fish27: c vai mrrer n00b!

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 5 damage!*

motherussia: wtf c tah usndo manha? MORRRAA!!11111111

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 7 damage!*

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 7 damage!*

motherussia: c hax!!!!111111111111!

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 5 damage!

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 23 damage!*

cold_fish27: toh nem + aew! toma Karelia eu n kro!

*cold_fish27 has left the game*

*motherussia captures Karelia!*

motherussia: ha ha eu sw foda em pgar item

adolfinator7: c n é n! demrou mtttttttttttt pra c mtar cold_fish......

motherussia: yo adolf... paz?

adolfinator7: l0l0l0l! ok

The War Begins[editar]

P0lska Atacado![editar]

*adolfinator7 has struck P0lska, 30 damage!*

*motherussia has struck P0lska, 22 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has struck P0lska, 15 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has killed P0lska!*

*boomerangman has entered the game*

*lotr_freak21 has entered the game*

*C4nuck has entered the game*

UK: c n pde fzer issu

Franc3: yea elz erm d nsso ldu, l00ser

C4nuck: yea noob c prdeu essa vz eh? lolzorz!

motherussia: lol eu tnhu que vr issu

ITÁLIA: hey noobz eu toh cm adolfinator7 ele pwns j00

Guerra no Oeste[editar]

*adolfinator7 has killed breakfastlovr232!*

*adolfinator7 has struck vikingsfan, 28 damage!*

vikingsfan: ow seu burro n m mat plz

adolfinator7: ok kero 300 gold

*Marlboro Man becomes new admin for UK!*

*adolfinator7 has killed 1<3w4ff13s!*

*adolfinator7 has killed richashell001!*

*adolfinator7 has killed better_late_than_nether!*

*adolfinator7 captures Bélgica!*

*adolfinator7 captures Luxemburgo!*

*adolfinator7 captures Holanda!*

Franc3: hey OMGWTF H4X!!!!11

adolfinator7: entercheat/all your base are belong to us

*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3, 84 damage!*

Franc3: ow seu burru fdidu

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3, 100 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has killed Franc3!*

A Batalha da Bretanha[editar]

UK: seu gay! vai mrrer pr isu!

adolfinator7: entercheat/all your base are belong to us

*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*

UK: hm issu n vai func

*Cheat Detected: Blitzkrieg*

*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 2 damage!*

*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 55 damage!*

UK: LOLOLOLOLOLOL! ha! eu tnhu u RADAR patch anticheat!

adolfinator7: ok, + c tah fudidu u suficinte pra n m atak d nvu.

Quebrando o Enigma[editar]

adolfinator7: APBQOEKWIAAXWTYWECADPLI

UK: QQQQ???

Franc3: que merda que c tah flnd adolf

UK: eu sei

USA: yeh

*Turing_555 has joined the game.*

adolfinator7: o merdaaa

Turing_555: aqui tah o codgo

UK: LOL adolf c s fudeuuuu

Turing_555: yé ROFL!

USA: hehe

adolfinator7: aaa h4x!

Chute nos Bálcãs[editar]

Greece: hey brodz posso entrar?

ITÁLIA: nn você morre também >:(

*ITÁLIA strikes Greece, 20 damage!*

*Greece strikes ITÁLIA, 22 damage!*

ITÁLIA Yo adolf, ajuda plz?

*adolfinator7 has killed Greece*

*ITÁLIA has killed afrikaman!*

*ITÁLIA captures Greece!*

ITÁLIA: ha ha adolf c é o mlhor

adolfinator7: thx man vida longa ao eixo!

adolfinator7: esses n00bz são ums fdiduz

*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered the game*

Hugo_slav_man42: ei que tah acontcndu

adolfinator7: tamu fdndu nubz. tah a fim também?

ITÁLIA: yeah é bom

Hugo_slav_man42: clru por que naum?

*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia, 23 damage!*

Guerra no Leste[editar]

*adolfinator7 captures Ucrânia!*

motherussia: WTF, naaaaaum!!

motherussia: que c foda, toh com o uk

*coldfish27 has entered the game*

coldfish27: haha, russia agra c s fudw

coldfish27 has struck motherussia, 15 damage!*

*coldfish27 captures Karelia!*

*numa_numa_land has entered the game*

*Maggie_R has entered the game*

Maggie_R: hey numa, m dah a transilvania que eu t ajudo cm a bessarabia

adolfinator7: yeah fça issu. maggie é foda

ITÁLIA: yes

numa_numa_land: k

*Transilvânia is transferred from numa_numa_land to Maggie_R*

Maggie_R has struck motherussia, 17 damage!*

numa_numa_land has struck motherussia, 11 damage!*

*numa_numa_land captures Bessarábia!*

numa_numa_land: thnx

motherussia: seus fuddus! eu aind vw akbar cm vcz nuubz

O Oriente Médio[editar]

*boomerangman has struck ITÁLIA, 100 damage!*

*boomerangman captures Líbano!*

boomerangman: Carai! Bardia e Tobruk é nosso! All your Italian Fortresses Are Belong To Us, amigos! Se Rendam!

UK: LOL

*UK captures Síria!*

Guerra na Ásia[editar]

happy_fun_island_place: hey amigus pssu entrar também?

adolfinator7: man c é n00b

happy_fun_island_place: sou n olhe issu

*happy_fun_island_place has killed vietnam_french!*

adolfinator7: hey... cool

adolfinator7: ok pde s juntar

happy_fun_island_place: thx man c é foda

*USA has entered the game*

Rep_of_CHiNa: owww algm foda cm essa ilha porra!

USA: d jeitu nium n00b, lol

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA, 24 damage!*

happy_fun_island_place: dxa nssas pohas em paz snaum a gent pwna teus nvius

happy_fun_island_place: pera

happy_fun_island_place: OMFG LAG

USA: WTF

USA: c é viadu

USA: vai s fude

adolfinator7: sm chance n00b lol

*happy_fun_island_place captures Singapura!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Indonésia!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Hong Kong!*

C4nuck: UK c é n00b! mndei troops pra hk e você perdeu. fudidu

happy_fun_island_place: hey issu é massa lolololol

Lutando na Europa[editar]

Hugo_slav_man42: yea issu é até faciu

ITÁLIA: ROFL

adolfinator7 aproveita o seu fácil sucesso.

adolfinator7: ha ha issu é maxa

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, 12 damage!*

adolfinator7: hey issu dói

adolfinator7: blz

*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia, 23 damage!*

*2 attrition damage to adolfinator7!*

motherussia: ainda é noob

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, CRITICAL HIT! 25 damage!*

adolfinator7: OMGWTF hax!!

*motherussia captures Stalingrado!*

Campanha do Norte da África[editar]

*UK captures Egito!*

*Franc3 captures Argéliaa!*

Hugo_slav_man42: hey franc3 n tva mortu?

adolfinator7: yah eu pwnei o HQ dle

Franc3: nope, a gent n vai imbora nunk lol

UK: YES ROFL!!

USA: ha ha minh vz LOL

*USA captures Tunísia!*

USA: massa!

Batalha das Ilhas Midway[editar]

happy_fun_island_place: wtf tah acontecendu

*USA has struck happy_fun_island_place, 20 damage!*

*boomerangman has struck happy_fun_island_place, 7 damage!*

boomerangman: hey cnsegui fzer algo m357r3

USA: tamo orglhosu d vc

happy_fun_island_place: tmem issu n00bz!

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA, 8 damage!*

USA: issu n é nda

*happy_fun_island_place has struck Boomerangman, 5 damage!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Darwin!

boomerangman: Darwin? wtf a gent nm ker issu. pde fkr.

De volta ao Front de Leste[editar]

*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia, 10 damage!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, 10 damage!*

adolfinator7: wtf issu n é nada!111!!111!


Uma cena da praia de Anzio

Italian Campaign[editar]

*USA has struck ITÁLIA, 46 damage!*

*UK has struck ITÁLIA, 39 damage!*

Itália se rende.

*C4nuck has struck ITÁLIA, 30 damage!*

ITÁLIA: oww okay dsistu

USA: c tah do nossu ldo agora poha

ITÁLIA: blz soh n m mte plz

UK: a gent mand em tu n00b

*USA has taken Indonésia!*

happy_fun_island_place reconsidera a sua posição[editar]

[email protected]: *Cheat: Walking activated*

USA: o que essa merda fz?

[email protected]: m faz andar...

USA: ...c é uma merda...

Uma rearmada Rep_of_CHiNa vai na ofensiva.

happy_fun_island_place: puta merda

happy_fun_island_place: cmo issu tah acontecendu???!???!??

*Rep_of_CHiNa has struck happy_fun_island_place, 23 damage!*

*CKS has struck happy_fun_island_place, 29 damage!*

Rep_of_CHiNa: surpreza n000b!

*REDCHINA is no longer idle*

CKS: c lembra mau a gent é aliadu

REDCHINA: ah sim ok

*REDCHINA has struck happy_fun_island_place, 200 damage!*

happy_fun_island_place: WTF?!?!?!

USA: LOL

happy_fun_island_place: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!

The Tide Turns in Europe[editar]

USA vai em cima dos comandados de adolfinator7

*USA has struck adolfinator7!*

*17 damage to adolfinator7!*

*UK has struck adolfinator7!*

*13 damage to adolfinator7!*

*C4nuck has struck adolfinator7!*

*10 damage to adolfinator7!*

adolfinator7: oww pq????y ;_;

*Franc3's HQ has been liberated*

*Franc3 has respawned!*

Franc3: ha ha eu amuuu essi tanque lolzorz!!!

Franc3: adolf é fudidaçuuuuu!! lol!!

Franc3: rofl!!

USA: stfu, franc3

UK: é noob, stfu

Franc3: dsklpa

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27!*

*24 damage to cold_fish27!*

cold_fish27: ow

USA: lol issu prece counter strike

C4nuck: aqui brodz

*C4nuck has given 4 MEDKIT to USA*

*C4nuck has given 5 MEDKIT to UK*

*C4nuck has given 1 MEDKIT to Franc3*

USA: wow thx

UK: é thx

C4nuck: d ndd

C4nuck: cs pdiam m pagar d volta eh?

USA: sai fora n00b lolz

C4nuck: tah bom

*motherussia has struck numa_numa_land!*

*27 damage to numa_numa_land!*

*motherussia has taken gothkid12345*

numa_numa_land: C ROBA CARALHOO!!1!!

numa_numa_land: VIADOOO

motherussia: não seu burru

motherussia: eu tnhu tonladas d merda

*numa_numa_land has been eliminated*

*motherussia has struck Maggie_R!*

*34 damage to Maggie_R!*

Maggie_R: puta

Maggie_R: ok c vnceu russia

*Maggie_R has been eliminated*

adolfinator7: issu dmorou mtt

*adolfinator7 has struck USA!*

*9 damage to USA!*

*adolfinator7 has struck UK!*

*10 damage to UK!*

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3!*

*6 damage to Franc3!*

O fim da guerra na Europa[editar]

USA: tudo mnd, AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAA

*USA has struck adolfinator7, 20 damage!*

*UK has struck adolfinator7, 16 damage!*

*Franc3 has struck adolfinator7, 0.2 damage!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, 27 damage!*

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 32 damage!*

*motherussia captures Carland007*

motherrussia: muda d ldo coldfish ou s fode

cold_fish27: ok vamu xutar as bunda do adolfinhu

*cold_fish27 has struck adolfinator7, 3 damage!*

adolfinator7: WTF coldfish c vai pgar por issu

*adolfinator has scorched cold_fish27, 10 damage!*

*C4nuck has struck adolfinator7, 10 damage!*

*Hugo_slav_man42 has struck adolfinator7, 2 damage!*

*USA has struck adolfinator7, 25 damage!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, 35 damage!*

*motherussia captures Berlim!*

adolfinator7: arrrrgh naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaum

adolfinator7: NUMPAD9!!!111one1eleven!one!

*adolfinator7 has killed adolfinator7!*

*adolfinator7 was kicked (Server rules: no selfkill on this server!)

motherussia: puta que pariu eu keria mtar ele

USA: ah sim...

motherussia: ah blz...

Hugo_slav_man42: desisto também n m mte plz

*adolfinator7 tried to reconnect*

Fim da Guerra no Pacífico[editar]

*SERVER IS DOWN*

*PLEASE WAIT...*

*SERVER IS UP*

USA: server é viadu

UK: yea é um merda

Franc3: c tah flandu d msms servers

Franc3: do msm generu lol?

motherussia: stfu, franc3

USA: o que flta acontcer?

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA!*

*8 damage to USA!*

USA: ah sim elz

*USA has struck happy_fun_island_place*

*27 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

happy_fun_island_place: mortos agra, suas ptaaas!

*happy_fun_island_place used kamikaze!*

*21 damage to USA!*

*7 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

USA: lol noob tah flandu ceriu?

happy_fun_island_place: cs sux

USA: dsista agra ou a gent t pwna sua puta

happy_fun_island_place: venha seu MUF

motherussia: isso tem que ser bom

USA: s você insiste, lol!

*USA entered Cheat Code: "Gimme Nuke"*

*USA uses Little Boy!*

*151867 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

*motherussia has struck happy_fun_island_place*

*19 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

motherussia: caraiu!

USA: i issu n é td

motherussia: c parece Michael Jackson, lol

motherussia: usou u little boy

USA: stfu!

USA joga bomba em happy_fun_island_place

*USA used Fat Man!*

*217368 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

*USA has killed happy_fun_island_place!*

USA: pwn3d!

USA: é issu

motherussia: fat man? lol

motherussia: esse é pior ainda

USA: c foda prvertidu, eram as arms especiais

USA: c nunk vai tr elas MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

motherussia: c fda, MUF

*motherussia has taken ukrainium*

motherussia: ha pguei teu cod puta

USA e motherussia começando sem querer a Guerra Fria

USA: l0zer

motherussia: fidaputa

*SERVER IS DOWN*

*motherussia used Cheat: Steal Technology on USA. Success!*

*SERVER IS UP*

*NEXT GAME: Guerra Fria*

*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*